Winter Zombieland

The Haunted Pen - Winter ZombielandSnow is falling, covering the Earth in a magical white carpet. It will soon be the most wonderful time of the year. But are you ready for a yuletide invasion of flesh-devouring zombies? They don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice. They only care that your brains taste good and go well with a glass of egg nog.

So put down your blood-splattered hatchets and sing along with this bloodthirsty zombie-themed version of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland”. Sing as loud as you can to drown out the screams.

Happy undead holidays…

“Zombies groan, are you listening?
See the blood, it’s a glistening
They shuffle and sway ‘cos their on the way
Welcome to a winter zombieland

“Oh my god, it bit his forehead
Won’t be long, before he’s undead
He moans and he cries as they feast on his thighs
Welcome to a winter zombieland

“Arm ourselves we need to find some weapons
Hatchets, guns and crowbars kill them well
We can go a shooting and a slaying
Cave their skulls and send them straight to hell

“Zombies groan, making fires
Cars they crash, screeching tires
But zombies can’t drive, ‘cos their not alive
Welcome to a winter zombieland

“Arm ourselves we need to find more weapons
Blast their brains and just ignore the smell
We can go a shooting and a slaying
Lots more zombies, send them straight to hell

“Here they come, they’re full of decay
Looking for a human buffet
But we’re not alone, the seeds have been sown
Welcome to a winter zombieland

“They shuffle and sway ‘cos their on the way
Welcome to a winter zombieland”

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